Dear Diary, Today I Met the Greatest Guy...and then He Ate Me
So, I know that all of you out there have been waiting with bated breath for my take on the CW's new series Vampire Diaries because:
a) I am basically a 14-year-old girl
b) I am virtually a PhD-level scholar of the current vampire Zeitgeist
c) You knew there was no way I wasn't tuning into something set in a high school.
It's all true.
And let me tell you: Vampire Diaries did not disappoint. In fact, I almost wished it wasn't about vampires. The moody lighting and great cinematography set the show apart on their own; the fact that the soundtrack rivaled most Noxema commercials didn't hurt either.
And: it was creepy. It was a little scary because people actually died in the episode, which sets it way far off from (barf) Twilight and most episodes of Buffy and True Blood. And the kids in the show are a little messed up. And it takes place in this creepy little New England town. So a lot of factors are coming together and making it work.
It does read a little on the Dawson's Creek side, though, thanks to writer Kevin Williamson. But this isn't necessarily a bad thing; it just means the kids talk a lot like grown-ups, which teenagers have the capacity to do (they just often choose not to).
The two vamps on the show are, of course, very Louis and Lestat in terms of their viciousness. One is your typically assimilationist loner who wants to be human while the other, the vicious killer, would rather eat his neighbors than have them over for coffee. And like oil and water, they really don't mix. Ah! Conflict. Plus, they kind of have eyes for the same girl, who looks strangely like a girl they once knew a couple centuries ago...
While the tropes are getting tired, the delivery isn't, and that's what ultimately sets this show apart from absolutely horrifyingly bad drivel like Twilight (don't even give me that crap that "it's a good story even though the writing's bad." Folks, have you even read a book before?).
Plus, you know, like high school. It's all, like, evil and stuff.