11.25.2008

Persephone in Hell



Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, two stars of the MTV reality series " The Hills," tied the knot in a secret ceremony last week.

At the altar, the groom called his newlywed "the light in my life."

And the bride kept her parents in the dark.

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Montag told Us magazine, in a gushy account of the Thursday ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, outside Cabos San Lucas, Mexico. Photos are in the issue of Us on newsstands tomorrow.

3 comments:

  1. is it now appropriate to wear teddy's in public?

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  2. Their skin has such a weird sheen.

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  3. I can only think of them as Twit and Twat, which is what Michael K. calls them at the D-Listed blog. These two are the definition of douche and nozzle.

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