"Something is different about you..... Oh! You stopped wearing glasses."
"Yes. In May."
"You....got a haircut."
"Yes..."
"There's more?"
"A few things."
"...new shirt?"
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"You dyed your hair!"
"Yes."
[quiet] "Wow....do you like it?"
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"Why didn't you talk to me about this first?"
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"Without your beard, you look like a 10...year-old."
DUMP HIM!
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