10.31.2006

Halloween Costume Options

Deciding between:

1. Olympic swimmer in a square-cut speedo and swim goggles

or

2. Clark Kent changing into Superman






The weather will probably make me decide. But I do love some hot pants on Halloween.

11 comments:

  1. #1. and since you're handy with your camera phone ...

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  2. Yes, but where will he carry the camera phone?!?!?

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  3. in the crotch of his speedo. there's plenty of room.

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  4. Eduardo, what's your fascination with my penis/crotch area?

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  5. I have long wondered about your, as you say, "penis/crotch area." Not because I want to see it, just because I wonder why you make reference to it as an "area." You got something different than the rest of us, Charles?

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  6. Well, sometimes Eduardo emails me to ask how my penis is doing, and sometimes he just makes references to "down there" in a vague way. That's all.

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  7. Today in the library I saw a student wearing a giant inflatable penis. (The student was on the inside of the giant inflatable penis.) He didn't have any swim goggles, though. At least not where I could see them.

    Someone asked me how he was going to manage to sit down, but being less than familiar with that particular anatomy, I couldn't say.

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  8. Speedo! Speedo! Speedo!
    *wink*

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  9. Speaking of Superman ... Determined not to dress up, I grabbed a random t-shirt to wear after the gym. Wasn't til I was in the locker room that I realized it was a Superman t-shirt, which of course made me look less like I was defying Halloween convention than simply not trying hard enough. It occurred to me, though, that I could have worn an unbuttoned dress shirt and a loosened tie and gone as Clark Kent. Thank god I didn't, because I saw a guy at the bar later who did exactly that. That, plus Charles' situation, I think, makes it a trend. But... why?

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