Poetry Workshop Feedback in the Voice of Paula Abdul on American Idol

You know, every week you bring a poem here and I'm just so impressed with how much of you you put into your work. That dress looks fabulous, by the way. And those shoes! Seriously, though, you are a star. You know who you are and every week you come out here and you show all these people how amazing you can be. You know I love you. And I love your hair tonight, that's so adorable. SHUT UP, SIMON! Even thought this might have been not the right form for you to write in, I think you really put your own stamp on it. You made it your own. Great job.


  1. I think I am going to do this the next time I teach a workshop! Hilarious.