My Holiday Weekend in 15

Because I don't have time for anything of substance.

15. Sharpie pen
14. Singing Lindsay Lohan at karaoke
13. Discovering the yummy raspberry long beach cocktail
12. "slut laps"
11. Buffy season 3: "Bad Girls" through "Enemies"
10. Chipotle!
9. Starting Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451
8. Packing, packing, packing
7. Getting your phone call, then missing all the others
6. Winning the "Glory Hole" round at drag bingo
5. Listening to Panic! At the Disco's A Fever You Can't Sweat Out CONSTANTLY
4. Arden, Arden, Arden
3. Text messaging the wonderful Woody Loverude...extensively
2. X-Men 3...and the secret clip at the end!
1. Having delicious pizza at Cibo


  1. (61 gnillaf ni dam evol htiw yremogtnom notxam. noitacifirev drow: hwljovrd.

  2. beware--it's gay karaoke in the village. texts will abound

  3. word on the street is that Ms Lohan sings a mean "Frankie & Johnnie" in "Prairie Home Companion."

    I have no idea what a slut lap is but I may use it in a poem.