Straight People Say the Darndest Things

Two of my heterosexual friends came up with two of the very best drag names I've ever heard:

Helena Handbasket
Helen Back

I've made them honorary queers to recognize their achievement.


  1. Helena Handbasket lives!

  2. Charlie

    Thanks so much for your support in my endeavours to embrace my homosexual side.

    I, Helen Back, will perform a medley of 2 songs when I make my entrance:

    1. The Darkness's "One Way Ticket to Helen Back"

    2. Chas and Dave's RABBIT

    Charles, you'll agree that this should go hand-in-hand with my hairy chested, less-than-convincing drag style.