3.22.2006

Straight People Say the Darndest Things



Two of my heterosexual friends came up with two of the very best drag names I've ever heard:

Helena Handbasket
Helen Back

I've made them honorary queers to recognize their achievement.

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  1. Helena Handbasket lives!

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  2. Charlie

    Thanks so much for your support in my endeavours to embrace my homosexual side.

    I, Helen Back, will perform a medley of 2 songs when I make my entrance:

    1. The Darkness's "One Way Ticket to Helen Back"

    2. Chas and Dave's RABBIT

    Charles, you'll agree that this should go hand-in-hand with my hairy chested, less-than-convincing drag style.

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