9.11.2005

I was reading through your Handbook for the Recently Deceased. It says live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.

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  1. What are your qualifications?

    Ah, well.I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

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  2. P.S. Charlie, I think you'd be comfortable at my house. Did you know that 8 out of 10 of the Giant Surfer Children are absolute film freaks? 3 of them just left for LA film school, and 2 are in Vancouver for same. The rest are busy writing screen plays. My son wants to go to Vancouver next year and he will if I can find the 30K to send him. Half of them (or more, I lose track) are gay and the other half are odd. Maybe 3/4 are odd. No, I think they're all odd. And wonderful. They're all your age. Drop by some time. I think you'd feel right at home. They'll lead you to the water though, and expect you to surf.

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  3. Rebecca, it sounds perfect. And I've always wanted to learn to surf.

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