9.22.2005

Another Critical Link

SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN.

What did I tell the chicken to do?

> Kneel
> Blow me
> Undress
> Take Your Head Off
> Run Around the Room
> Marry Me

4 comments:

  1. This is one messed up link. How did you find this?

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  2. My crazy officemate.

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  3. I played with him for about a year, then I started to feel dirty and stopped. Did you ask for a chicken sandwich?

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  4. Among the things I ordered it to do were:

    a.) Crap on the floor!
    b.) Translate German poetry!
    c.) Invent cold fusion!
    d.) All of the above!

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