and this is how all first nights in IL should go down
This is obviously due to my departure from Illinois. Apologies and/or high-fives to all future visitors!
This is how all first nights in any town should begin!
Two years in IL and I haven't had a night like that. Who's your friend? We need to hang.
This actually happened in St. Louis—so imagine how much drama occurred to involve the ILPD.
If that's Eduardo and he didn't say hi to me while he was in the STL, then, uh, yeah. I have no retort, but I'm sort of indignant.