Excuse Me, I'd Like to ASS You a Few Questions

My butt is coming to a mailbox near you:


  1. I love it! You're an ass model! Those jeans could have been a little tighter [sigh], but I guess it might have been unprofessional...yummity yum. Now I want to do an ad for the library featuring my ass and a fanny pack full of due date cards, mini pencils, and scrap paper, and one suggestively unspooling roll of microfilm...unfortunately, there'd probably only be room on the flier for said ass.

  2. Ooooh. A tool belt! I am so intrigued.

  3. there is no resisting a body in a tool belt. especially a tool belt filled with pencils and highlighters....how easily we geeks spark..