Lately I've been selling some old furniture on craigslist, which I only recently discovered. And it's been better than eBay. And good thing—with the new IKEA in town, my house can't hold much more goodness.
Anyway, today I found this on craiglist—the "best" of. I have nearly pissed myself. My favorites:
But they're all pretty good (not necessarily work safe for dirty words in the text).